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crab collective
Feb 8, 20241 min read
bear branch tavern
vienna, va 8.6 it felt foul af to rip this bread like a caveman- we loved it.
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crab collective
Feb 8, 20241 min read
islander 71
charleston, sc 8.8 reminds me of a hinge date- flirty and checks all the boxes on the outside but just missing something within- this was...
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crab collective
Feb 8, 20241 min read
the hideaway
odenton, md 7.8 thick and bubbly. simply missing the chives and old bay on top.
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crab collective
Feb 8, 20241 min read
watermans surfside grille
virginia beach, va 7.6 i felt violated with the chips touching the dip without my consent. over all was pretty good
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crab collective
Feb 8, 20241 min read
tuscarora mills
leesburg, va 2.1 this is what diabetes is made of. leave bacon out of it.
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crab collective
Feb 8, 20241 min read
king street oyster
leesburg, va 5.5 failure to launch vibes. where is the old bay?
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crab collective
Feb 8, 20241 min read
iron rooster
annapolis, md 7.4 saw a soccer mom with bangs guzzling this dip down across the restaurant, added 1 point naturally. let the girl eat.
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crab collective
Feb 8, 20241 min read
big sams
virginia beach, va 6.4 right off the bat i’m enraged- if it doesn’t have a cheesy layer on top i’m nocking at least 2 points. I did an...
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crab collective
Feb 8, 20241 min read
cafe 44
alexandria, va 0 call the police. it was repulsive. i thought about dying after only one chip dip.
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crab collective
Feb 8, 20241 min read
the barking dog
bethesda, md 9.1 you immediately get eyed down by the biker gang at the counter when you walk into this bar. don't bother asking for a...
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crab collective
Feb 8, 20241 min read
nc coast
duck, north carolina 6.9 ate this with my eyes closed. fell out of my chair twice. might explain the high ranking for a crab dip with salsa.
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crab collective
Feb 8, 20241 min read
the hall
college park, md 7.9 cute spot to drunk people watch! the bouncer at the front door will read your license for the time it takes to get...
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crab collective
Feb 8, 20241 min read
looney's pub
college park, md 9.3 this bar has given us permanent liver damage. one of our favorite places in all of maryland. if you've ever received...
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crab collective
Feb 8, 20241 min read
jimmy's famous seafood
baltimore, md 9.3 it takes a lot to get me to go into baltimore. if it isn't an international flight out of BWI its this crab dip. I...
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crab collective
Feb 8, 20241 min read
leesburg public house
leesburg, va 3.1 this restaurant & dip made me sad, not sure if it was the store bought pita, the crackle barrel vibes or the waitress eyes.
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crab collective
Feb 8, 20241 min read
paradise grill
rehoboth , de 6.4 BREAD BOWl? (panera is typing....) loved the vibes but artificial food coloring in the chips given me the ick. I wanted...
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crab collective
Feb 8, 20241 min read
salt air
rehoboth, de 7.9 why is she prettier than me? rude. i'm definitely rated higher tho. can't go wrong with scallions or warmed bread but...
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crab collective
Feb 8, 20241 min read
ducthess daughter
fredrick, md 3.2 considering everyone walking into this restaurant are members of the aarp im shocked with how much cheese was in this...
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crab collective
Feb 8, 20241 min read
chicks oyster bar
virginia beach, va 4.6 not sure if i burred off my taste buds from all the tequila shots i took this weekend or if the waiter ran out of...
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crab collective
Feb 8, 20241 min read
aberdeen barn
williamsburg, va 1.8 just read the restaurant name again. not sure why i felt the need to try out their crab dip. I love the accent...
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